Scam Stories

Retold Arabian Nights Tale: Ali Baba And 40 Thieves - 11

Captain of the thieves identifies Alibaba’s house & returns to hatch a deadly plan.

Death comes knocking...

Retold Arabian Nights Tale: Ali Baba And 40 Thieves - 12

Discovering thieves hidden in oil barrels frightens Marjina to death.

Could one literally die from fear?

Retold Arabian Nights tale: Ali Baba And 40 Thieves - 22

Impostor Khwaja Hasan comes to Alibaba's party but won't eat their salt.

Like Marjina, Josh wonders why?

Sci-fi crime thriller: Assassin

The assassin knew that one bullet, one kill, was all she needed. Did she succeed?

A suspense-full murder mystery

Rosh recounts his personal experience while narrating a few insurance horror stories shared by Andrew Hooker.

Moral - read the small print.

Hosh laughed. He knew that frogs were raunchy.

“The dumb shit didn't think," continued Josh, "about what would happen to him, or to his family if he fell from the Eiffel Tower and died. He tried climbing Mount Improbable."

Rosh lampoons Company Policy again, when his quarterly pay review delivers no increments.

Funny business management story with retold jokes on company policies...

Funny Story: Complementary Relationships

Retold joke on why men earn and why women spend money.

Using comical equations, Satyadev shows that both are donkeys.

“They can act as judge, jury and executioner. Their heavy handed actions can ruin the lives of the very people that pay their premiums.”

“Ruined because of a slip. Ruined because an allegation was made. Or ruined because someone dared demand that their contract be respected.”

“Unlike many other countries, insurers in New Zealand are almost free to insure or refuse to insure anyone they choose.”

“No Kiwi has a right to insurance, and the insurance industry is free to refuse your application or cancel your policy at its whim. It does not have to provide reasons or justification.”

Funny story: Exciting period.

Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.

Executive decisions screw the minions regardless of who is at fault.

A dictator’s minister avoids being mauled by dogs, but Rosh is dubious of the story message...

Rosh tries to follow the money to gauge where growing worldwide debt & money printing might lead us.

Was the wealth effect in NZ just a game of musical chairs?

Shouldn’t I benefit from fruits of my labor?

Employee engagement is driven by purpose, recognition & monetary incentives.

Insightful tale on worker demotivation...

"Bribing God?" Rosh had overheard her, "He laughs at prayers like that!"

"What's wrong with me showing some gratitude if He hears and answers my prayers?" Isha flared.

Funny Story: How Business Is Done?

Isha teaches Rosh the psychology of relationships & how to be smart and tactful in business, but no solutions are perfect.

Programmed monkeys show how company policy begins, and is then used to kill initiative & brick wall employee remuneration.

Insightful corporate management story

“Even mathematically, tax cuts are not fair to the rich, just like they don’t benefit the poor much. They are skewed in favor of the middle class – the majority.”

“Perhaps the restaurant owners all over the world are afraid of being beaten up by the five men in the middle. Historically, it has been the working class that has usually caused all the trouble."

The first of the rogues approached him and asked, “Where are you going with that donkey on your back?”

“Does this look like a donkey to you?” retorted the Brahmin mockingly, “I’ve been gifted a goat for my services.”

"There you are," said the vet sadly, as his dog trotted out of the room. "It is completely dead and no longer with us."

"Is that all you're going to do?" the lady was beginning to get pissed off with him.