Funny Stories

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Biplane"No! No!" answer da tower, "Wus your altitude, an where your location?"

"Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a positive attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"

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Check, MateFunny story with retold men jokes, like:

What do men and beer bottles have in common? What do men and sperm have in common? ...

What's the difference between men and ...

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The Joy of Marriage“Every man loves two women”, Isha flared, “one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.”

“You’re not a figment of my imagination”, Rosh pacified her, “And you were born a long time ago.”

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Cute highland bullFunny Story: Permission To Drive Car

How to say No to your kids?

Retold Bible joke about a minister’s son who was told to get a haircut to drive his father’s car.

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The Awful Truth, Day 4:  Could Be Working HarderFunny story: Exciting period.

Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.

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Buffet fit for a KingFunny story: What does Khan eat?

Rosh wants to eat his money’s worth while dining at Valentines – a NZ buffet restaurant.

His antics remind Qosh of Khan’s tale

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The fondest wishFunny Story: Desires

Unknown desires emerged from the depths of his mind. Rosh weaved them into a funny poem for Isha.

Their kids jumped in, singing & banging…

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Drinks

Funny story: Found The Bottle-Lovers

With lyrics translation of Hindi song: Nasha Sharab Me Hota To.

If alcohol could intoxicate, bottles would have danced

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FunctionsFunny story: Buffet At Valentines

Recent NZ immigrant Rosh takes his family out to dine at an Auckland restaurant.

They have an interesting dining experience.

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Sweet SorrowFunny tragic story: Rejecting Rejection

A necessary survival skill in the modern world.

How Rosh learns to deal with his New Zealand job rejection letters…