Funny Story: Measuring A Man’s Love
How does a female measure up her man's love?
Here’s a simple point system of how she rates what he does (or doesn’t do) for her
"There you are," said the vet sadly, as his dog trotted out of the room. "It is completely dead and no longer with us."
"Is that all you're going to do?" the lady was beginning to get pissed off with him.
Funny Story With Driving Tips: Slow Doon Or Stop?
With retold joke on how a Scottish traffic cop demonstrates the difference between stopping and slowing down.
Zhuangzi knew about the happiness of fish, but Huizi’s skepticism only gets him circular answers.
Funny story of the famous Chinese philosopher’s clever rejoinders...
"Animals also have some special dietary needs," Josh agreed, "You can't feed your goldfish chicken bones."
"The bone is probably bigger than the fish anyway!" Rosh joked, "And you can't get your dog to eat grass clippings".
"No! No!" answer da tower, "Wus your altitude, an where your location?"
"Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a positive attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"
“Every man loves two women”, Isha flared, “one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.”
“You’re not a figment of my imagination”, Rosh pacified her, “And you were born a long time ago.”
Funny story: Exciting period.
Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.
Funny Story: Desires
Unknown desires emerged from the depths of his mind. Rosh weaved them into a funny poem for Isha.
Their kids jumped in, singing & banging…
Funny story: Buffet At Valentines
Recent NZ immigrant Rosh takes his family out to dine at an Auckland restaurant.
They have an interesting dining experience.