Funny Stories

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"Speedy" the Motorcycle Traffic CopFunny Story With Driving Tips: Slow Doon Or Stop?

With retold joke on how a Scottish traffic cop demonstrates the difference between stopping and slowing down.

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The Awful Truth, Day 4:  Could Be Working HarderFunny story: Exciting period.

Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.

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MinnowsZhuangzi knew about the happiness of fish, but Huizi’s skepticism only gets him circular answers.

Funny story of the famous Chinese philosopher’s clever rejoinders...

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The fondest wishFunny Story: Desires

Unknown desires emerged from the depths of his mind. Rosh weaved them into a funny poem for Isha.

Their kids jumped in, singing & banging…

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DSC_0344"Animals also have some special dietary needs," Josh agreed, "You can't feed your goldfish chicken bones."

"The bone is probably bigger than the fish anyway!" Rosh joked, "And you can't get your dog to eat grass clippings".

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FunctionsFunny story: Buffet At Valentines

Recent NZ immigrant Rosh takes his family out to dine at an Auckland restaurant.

They have an interesting dining experience.

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Biplane"No! No!" answer da tower, "Wus your altitude, an where your location?"

"Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a positive attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"

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Check, MateFunny story with retold men jokes, like:

What do men and beer bottles have in common? What do men and sperm have in common? ...

What's the difference between men and ...

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The Joy of Marriage“Every man loves two women”, Isha flared, “one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.”

“You’re not a figment of my imagination”, Rosh pacified her, “And you were born a long time ago.”

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Cute highland bullFunny Story: Permission To Drive Car

How to say No to your kids?

Retold Bible joke about a minister’s son who was told to get a haircut to drive his father’s car.