"No! No!" answer da tower, "Wus your altitude, an where your location?"
"Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a positive attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"
Funny story with retold men jokes, like:
What do men and beer bottles have in common? What do men and sperm have in common? ...
What's the difference between men and ...
“Every man loves two women”, Isha flared, “one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born.”
“You’re not a figment of my imagination”, Rosh pacified her, “And you were born a long time ago.”
Funny Story: Permission To Drive Car
How to say No to your kids?
Retold Bible joke about a minister’s son who was told to get a haircut to drive his father’s car.
Funny story: Exciting period.
Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.
Funny story: What does Khan eat?
Rosh wants to eat his money’s worth while dining at Valentines – a NZ buffet restaurant.
His antics remind Qosh of Khan’s tale
Funny Story: Desires
Unknown desires emerged from the depths of his mind. Rosh weaved them into a funny poem for Isha.
Their kids jumped in, singing & banging…
Funny story: Found The Bottle-Lovers
With lyrics translation of Hindi song: Nasha Sharab Me Hota To.
If alcohol could intoxicate, bottles would have danced
Funny story: Buffet At Valentines
Recent NZ immigrant Rosh takes his family out to dine at an Auckland restaurant.
They have an interesting dining experience.
Funny tragic story: Rejecting Rejection
A necessary survival skill in the modern world.
How Rosh learns to deal with his New Zealand job rejection letters…
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