Witty Stories

Insightful story: Drink In The Mosque

Is any place holier than other?

Funny tale with Urdu Shayari Of Ghalib, Mir, Iqbal, Faraz & Wasi on where to drink alcohol

"When people live as intimately together as couples do, there aren't many secrets left."

"Distance creates mystique, familiarity breeds contempt."

"Love loses its glamour when you are under the same sheets, smelling each other's farts."

Story with cooking tips: Egg Bhurji

Isha teaches Hosh how to cook a spicy Indian scrambled eggs recipe.

The quick & easy Anda Bhurji is a simple student food

"This layer, called the cuticle or bloom, is still wet when the egg emerges, but quickly dries after a few minutes."

"This stops bacteria from getting inside the shell and reduces moisture and carbon dioxide loss from an egg which could degrade the egg quality."

Funny story: Exciting period.

Rosh is excited by the buying opportunity created by UK Government support of Northern Rock but Isha finds other jokes exciting.

Funny Story: Female Logic

Logic is logic, but female logic is beyond logic! Completely incomprehensible, except to females.

These retold jokes are proof.

"Did you hear what Jahanpanaah just said?" he asked the guard.

The guard nodded.

"Then go and fetch him at once," the attendant ordered.

Interesting Parenting Story: Five Little Monkeys

Hosh learns counting via an old nursery rhyme, in which 5 monkeys keep jumping off the bed, bumping their heads.

Funny story: Found The Bottle-Lovers

With lyrics translation of Hindi song: Nasha Sharab Me Hota To.

If alcohol could intoxicate, bottles would have danced

Shouldn’t I benefit from fruits of my labor?

Employee engagement is driven by purpose, recognition & monetary incentives.

Insightful tale on worker demotivation...

Rosh recounts funny Haiku Error Messages from Salon Challenge, when his laptop freezes.

Interesting story with Japanese Zen Poetry on computer & windows errors.

Funny Story: Get In The Line

What life needs is not perfection, but love.

Not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!

Get Perspective. Know what you want to learn & why you want it!

Learning becomes fun or boring depending on our perspective.

Interesting story on how to learn...

"God has never forsaken me", he answered, "He provides for the insects, for birds, for animals, for trees. He has always provided for me. And, he will continue to provide."

"God helps those who help themselves", she whispered, "Trust in God, but keep your powder dry."

Story On People & Places: God’s Favourites

Witty story on leading Indian film celebrities, Indian politicians, and influential world leaders who died in 2017-18

"Bribing God?" Rosh had overheard her, "He laughs at prayers like that!"

"What's wrong with me showing some gratitude if He hears and answers my prayers?" Isha flared.

Funny Story: How Business Is Done?

Isha teaches Rosh the psychology of relationships & how to be smart and tactful in business, but no solutions are perfect.

Programmed monkeys show how company policy begins, and is then used to kill initiative & brick wall employee remuneration.

Insightful corporate management story

"Really?" Josh was discovering a whole new world, "Do birds have no dicks at all?"

"Some birds have them," answered Rosh, "and they use them too. Males of ostriches, cassowaries, kiwi, geese, and some species of swans and ducks, do not use cloaca for reproduction. They have a phallus."

"Pa, we could have our own chooks if we didn't eat these eggs," said Josh.

"Well, actually we can't," said Rosh, "because these eggs we buy from the supermarket are not fertilized. Chooks can hatch only from fertilized eggs."