“You can’t win mate,” Rosh concluded happily, “In love, you are stuffed. Get stuffed happily! That’s what’s best for you.”
Finished discharging his fatherly duty, he eyed the stuffed chicken Isha had cooked for him contentedly. Hosh looked at his father’s potbelly, but didn’t say anything.
"Comprendo?" asked Rosh, looking at his son in the back view mirror.
"No Pa," Josh answered, "but were you talking about having sex with Ma?"
Understanding your partner is easy. Just a few simple rules, which a woman should know.
Rosh tells Isha what men want & how to keep men happy.
She reciprocates ...
"Pregnant?" Mrs. Maid was incredulous, "She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Missie?"
"No mother!" the daughter had turned white, "I've never even kissed a man!"
Rosh recounts funny Haiku Error Messages from Salon Challenge, when his laptop freezes.
Interesting story with Japanese Zen Poetry on computer & windows errors.
“How are you feeling, Richard?” Hosh asked.
"I've never felt better, Doc” Richard beamed back, “I have a 20-year-old bride now. And she is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
When the Chief got on the radio, the cop told him that he'd stopped a limo doing over a 100 in a 50 mph zone.
"So bust him," barked the Chief.
Rosh laughed, covered it up with a cough, but did not turn towards her. He feigned a yawn, but she was having none of it today.
“A yawning man demonstrates his impoliteness,” she giggled from behind him.
“And a yawning woman – her capabilities,” he fired back.
"I don't think I could handle any more stammering animals, pet," Isha smiled down at him, "One's enough in this household."
"And by the way, animals do stammer!"
Josh tells Isha how Moses saves the Israelites, using engineers to build a bridge at Red Sea & later destroys the bridge.
Retold funny joke on Biblical story...
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