"Pregnant?" Mrs. Maid was incredulous, "She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Missie?"
"No mother!" the daughter had turned white, "I've never even kissed a man!"
Josh tells Isha how Moses saves the Israelites, using engineers to build a bridge at Red Sea & later destroys the bridge.
Retold funny joke on Biblical story...
“How are you feeling, Richard?” Hosh asked.
"I've never felt better, Doc” Richard beamed back, “I have a 20-year-old bride now. And she is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
Funny Story With Driving Tips: Slow Doon Or Stop?
With retold joke on how a Scottish traffic cop demonstrates the difference between stopping and slowing down.
Rosh laughed, covered it up with a cough, but did not turn towards her. He feigned a yawn, but she was having none of it today.
“A yawning man demonstrates his impoliteness,” she giggled from behind him.
“And a yawning woman – her capabilities,” he fired back.
“Never anger your nurse,” Isha jokes with Rosh, when he fumes at her leaving Isha unattended & bleeding in the night following Josh’s forceps delivery.
Rosh and Isha have an argument over who should be making coffee each morning.
She startles him by invoking the Bible to settle their row, "It is an age old tradition. It even says so in the Bible, that the man brews the coffee."
Words fished out unknown desires from the depths of his mind, when Rosh weaved words aloud into a funny poem for Isha.
Their kids jumped in, singing & banging...
"Yea," Rosh hesitated, "but he's got his driving license now. If an independent assessor has given the green signal, and I stop him now, I become the bad guy. Also, I don't really want him to doubt his ability."
"I was reading of a young man once," she replied, "who had just gotten his driving license."
Yours Faithfully – a funny story with a retold joke about a miser who wanted his wealth buried with him.
His faithful wife kept her promise, but ...
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