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Understanding your partner is easy. Just a few simple rules, which a woman should know.

Rosh tells Isha what men want & how to keep men happy.

She reciprocates ...

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"Comprendo?" asked Rosh, looking at his son in the back view mirror.

"No Pa," Josh answered, "but were you talking about having sex with Ma?"

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Rosh recounts funny Haiku Error Messages from Salon Challenge, when his laptop freezes.

Interesting story with Japanese Zen Poetry on computer & windows errors.

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"Pregnant?" Mrs. Maid was incredulous, "She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Missie?"

"No mother!" the daughter had turned white, "I've never even kissed a man!"

"No! No!" answer da tower, "Wus your altitude, an where your location?"

"Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a positive attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux, Laweezeeanna!"

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“How are you feeling, Richard?” Hosh asked.

"I've never felt better, Doc” Richard beamed back, “I have a 20-year-old bride now. And she is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

When the Chief got on the radio, the cop told him that he'd stopped a limo doing over a 100 in a 50 mph zone.

"So bust him," barked the Chief.

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Rosh laughed, covered it up with a cough, but did not turn towards her. He feigned a yawn, but she was having none of it today.

“A yawning man demonstrates his impoliteness,” she giggled from behind him.

“And a yawning woman – her capabilities,” he fired back.

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"I don't think I could handle any more stammering animals, pet," Isha smiled down at him, "One's enough in this household."

"And by the way, animals do stammer!"

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Josh tells Isha how Moses saves the Israelites, using engineers to build a bridge at Red Sea & later destroys the bridge.

Retold funny joke on Biblical story...