Funny Stories

When soul mates turn into sole mates, nothing is sacrosanct.

Rosh retaliates with naughty women jokes, but Isha finds the retold sexist jokes funny.

"God has never forsaken me", he answered, "He provides for the insects, for birds, for animals, for trees. He has always provided for me. And, he will continue to provide."

"God helps those who help themselves", she whispered, "Trust in God, but keep your powder dry."

The caretaker was a bit surprised at the strange request and said, "I'm sorry, I've never heard of anyone in heaven wanting to get married.”

“I'm afraid you'll have to talk to the Lord God Almighty about that. I can get you an appointment next week."

Understanding your partner is easy. Just a few simple rules, which a woman should know.

Rosh tells Isha what men want & how to keep men happy.

She reciprocates ...

Rosh recounts funny Haiku Error Messages from Salon Challenge, when his laptop freezes.

Interesting story with Japanese Zen Poetry on computer & windows errors.

When the Chief got on the radio, the cop told him that he'd stopped a limo doing over a 100 in a 50 mph zone.

"So bust him," barked the Chief.

"I don't think I could handle any more stammering animals, pet," Isha smiled down at him, "One's enough in this household."

"And by the way, animals do stammer!"

"Comprendo?" asked Rosh, looking at his son in the back view mirror.

"No Pa," Josh answered, "but were you talking about having sex with Ma?"

"Pregnant?" Mrs. Maid was incredulous, "She can't be! She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Missie?"

"No mother!" the daughter had turned white, "I've never even kissed a man!"

“How are you feeling, Richard?” Hosh asked.

"I've never felt better, Doc” Richard beamed back, “I have a 20-year-old bride now. And she is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"