Rosh retaliates with naughty women jokes, but Isha finds the retold sexist jokes funny.
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"Chicken!" Isha came after him. "Running from the battle?"
"You want a battle?" Rosh roared back. He stopped by the refrigerator to pick up a chilled bottle of beer to cool him down.
"Ya!" she yelled back, following him out. Seeing a bottle in his hand made her madder.
"And what do you want?" she roared. "A bottle?"
Shaking his head in frustration, he walked briskly up to his room, and typed 'Women Jokes' on his laptop. In microseconds, Google spewed out millions of pages.
"Hear now," he boomed. "This is what men think of women:"
What book do women like the most?
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill.
Why don't women care about singing partners?
Cos they have a duet yourself kit.
What do you call a letter from a feminist?
Why did God create lesbians?
So feminists couldn't breed.
What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A knife has a point.
How is a woman like an airplane?
Both have cockpits.
Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand seeing a man having a good time!
What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Any other difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
What's worse than finding out your wife's got cancer?
Finding out it's curable.
Why is a female like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
What happened to the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Why did God create orgasms?
So women can moan even when they're happy.
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one expects you to 'do your fair share.'
Why did God make women?
Cos he didn't wanna do the dishes.
What happened when a man advertised 'Wife wanted' in the classifieds?
He got a hundred letters next day, saying: You can have mine.
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Despite her anger, she burst out laughing, then coughed and choked on it. Then, she started crying.
"What?" he stopped reading, completely baffled. "You said you wanted a fight. I am only on the first page yet."
She glided over to him and hugged him tightly. Then she sobbed. Defeating him. Completely!
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