"Did you hear what Jahanpanaah just said?" he asked the guard.
The guard nodded.
"Then go and fetch him at once," the attendant ordered.
“Well, the teacher said she’ll give a chocolate fish to the child who can tell her, who the most famous man was, who ever lived," Josh replied.
"So, what happened then?" she asked.
Math books and flash cards were spread out all over the room. Little Josh was hard at work.
Isha was pleasantly surprised. She quietly closed his door, and backed away, not wanting to disturb him.
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"Bribing God?" Rosh had overheard her, "He laughs at prayers like that!"
"What's wrong with me showing some gratitude if He hears and answers my prayers?" Isha flared.
"Absolutely," the voice confirmed, "I'm telling you man, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief wanted to be positively certain. Even the experts can get it wrong sometimes despite all the technology in use.
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"The first type is The Onion Salary."
"You get it, you open it, and you weep."
When soul mates turn into sole mates, nothing is sacrosanct.
Rosh retaliates with naughty women jokes, but Isha finds the retold sexist jokes funny.
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