Funny Stories

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Sentimental onion"The first type is The Onion Salary."

"You get it, you open it, and you weep."

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Marriage01-001Funny Story: Troubleshooting Wife 1.0

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Is It Really That Funny?!“Well, the teacher said she’ll give a chocolate fish to the child who can tell her, who the most famous man was, who ever lived," Josh replied.

"So, what happened then?" she asked.

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Fighting after love!When soul mates turn into sole mates, nothing is sacrosanct.

Rosh retaliates with naughty women jokes, but Isha finds the retold sexist jokes funny.

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MinnowsZhuangzi knew about the happiness of fish, but Huizi’s skepticism only gets him circular answers.

Funny story of the famous Chinese philosopher’s clever rejoinders...

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Thousand Lights Mosque..."God has never forsaken me", he answered, "He provides for the insects, for birds, for animals, for trees. He has always provided for me. And, he will continue to provide."

"God helps those who help themselves", she whispered, "Trust in God, but keep your powder dry."

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HearseFunny Story: Get In The Line

What life needs is not perfection, but love.

Not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly!

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DSC_0344"Animals also have some special dietary needs," Josh agreed, "You can't feed your goldfish chicken bones."

"The bone is probably bigger than the fish anyway!" Rosh joked, "And you can't get your dog to eat grass clippings".

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Seth child praying"Bribing God?" Rosh had overheard her, "He laughs at prayers like that!"

"What's wrong with me showing some gratitude if He hears and answers my prayers?" Isha flared.

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maxfield-parrish-museThe caretaker was a bit surprised at the strange request and said, "I'm sorry, I've never heard of anyone in heaven wanting to get married.”

“I'm afraid you'll have to talk to the Lord God Almighty about that. I can get you an appointment next week."