"Oh nothing as exciting as a run on a bank," Isha answered, "pumping central bankers or falling sharemarkets."
"But I did hear a joke about another kind of exciting period today."
Rosh and Isha have an argument over who should be making coffee each morning.
She startles him by invoking the Bible to settle their row, "It is an age old tradition. It even says so in the Bible, that the man brews the coffee."
"To improve the performance of Wife 1.0, I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K."
"Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary With Mini Skirt 3.3."
"Absolutely," the voice confirmed, "I'm telling you man, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief wanted to be positively certain. Even the experts can get it wrong sometimes despite all the technology in use.
A sign is posted somewhere for a reason. To keep you and others safe on the road.
You don’t argue with a sign. You follow it!
"The first type is The Onion Salary."
"You get it, you open it, and you weep."
"There you are," said the vet sadly, as his dog trotted out of the room. "It is completely dead and no longer with us."
"Is that all you're going to do?" the lady was beginning to get pissed off with him.
"I don't think I could handle any more stammering animals, pet," Isha smiled down at him, "One's enough in this household."
"And by the way, animals do stammer!"
Math books and flash cards were spread out all over the room. Little Josh was hard at work.
Isha was pleasantly surprised. She quietly closed his door, and backed away, not wanting to disturb him.
“Well, the teacher said she’ll give a chocolate fish to the child who can tell her, who the most famous man was, who ever lived," Josh replied.
"So, what happened then?" she asked.
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